are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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