after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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