Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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