I wanna bring you to show and tell
where am i from again
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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