I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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