The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Bring me that man meat
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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