it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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