Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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