i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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