We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
