Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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