I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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