just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I don't think brook has ever known best
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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