Do you still have your period?
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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