Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Still dying that you shit outside
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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