Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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