There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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