I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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