Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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