I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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