New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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