Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
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