how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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