Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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