meet me or not, i'm out of control
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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