you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
My vagina is very pro this idea
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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