Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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