Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I hope mine doesn't look like that
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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