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dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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