Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
