yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Randomize
