got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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