The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
don't judge my taste in strippers
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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