well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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