So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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