thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I came so hard my ears popped.
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