love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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