question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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