he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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