I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
You almost got us killed.
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