I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
