in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
