So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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