I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
