i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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