Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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