when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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