my text book just quoted the cookie monster
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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