i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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