Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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